How to Lie........

okay so i think im getting the hang of things or maybe not...i dont really know...day 2 in the blog world and its really weird feels like a diary i left open for everyone to read.

After a long day of revelations all via email im thinking wow pretty interesting day but im still left with the thought why lie about something that will not does not benefit you in anyway....im no saint we have all told lies...greatest statement i live by-everybody lies even you(yes you stop looking around like there is a third person) so if you are going to lie make sure its a lie worthwhile, you know if caught it wouldn't be the act of the lie that gets you in trouble but the actual lie....

A few tips to help with those lies:

1. when lying less is always more..keep it simple to much explanation gets you caught out..be brief.

2.add a little truth to the lie eg... i wasn't home i went into town......( when you really went to see that other guy) makes it easier when asked questions

3. women if all else fails say you went shopping, we love to shop women often go shopping for hours come back and say" i couldn't find anything i liked"..(women lie so much better than men FACT)

4. Believe the lie yourself , if you dont believe it how will the person you're lying to?

5. never back down find your lie and stick to it....changing stories just gets you caught......


ps. not that i advocate lying however these rules work viceversa to catch a lie to so......